An email I got from my sister last year....

Dear valued customer,

This is a confirmation e-mail, please confirm whether or not you would like to be added to our e-mail updates list. Please respond to this e-mail, our company is a gift wrapping service, we are aware of the fact that you live in Michigan, but we know that you will be coming home for Christmas, we are here to help, Thanks,

Santa Stop

Give it to me before it goes under the tree. (thats our motto)

SS